Lady Mary Rushed to Downton Cottage Hospital. Near Death As Public Waits News
Lady Mary Crawley, heiress to the Downton Abbey, was found unarousable in her bed by this morning and was rushed to nearby Downton Cottage Hospital. There she remains clinging to life and surrounded by by her second husband Henry Talbot and her recent suitor, the ravishing film maker, Jack Barber. Evelyn Napier, Tony Gillingham, Charles Blake, Matthew Crawley, Kemal Pamuk and Richard Carlisle were unable to attend.
OpenAI unveils “Quark” – a wild new AI device designed by Jony Ive! The Always On AI Device ‘Hears’ and ‘Sees’ Your World.
OpenAI released picures today showing off its new, always on, interactive AI device. Designed by IO, Jony Ive’s startup that OpenAI acquired last month, the devices features two large, Ferengi-like ear pieces, a thick across the forehead optical scanner and in ear speakers. On stage at OpenAI’s DevDay, Sam Altman debuted the device. Called Quark, it weighs a surprisingly small 680 grams with a projected battery life of 8 hours. It is expected to cost around $4,000 at launch and comes with a one year subscription to ChatGPT5.
Rats Takeover Sinking Ship
Head rats Rizzo, Remy and Olivia Flaversham took over the floundering schooner HMS Bounty in the Indian Ocean after the crew mutinied and threw overboard Christian Fletcher. This is the first report of rats taking over a sinking ship.