Transition Team Headed by Former Wrestler and Steroid Expert
Eschewing the tradition of seeing a doctor or specialist in transition care, President-elect Donald Trump chose Linda McMahon, a former wrestler, and Howard Lutnick, an American businessman, to lead his transition team. “What they lack in knowledge, the make up for in effort,” said Trump addressing a crowd of well-wishers. When asked about his plans for his pronouns, he deferred. “I’m not ready for that. I’m just in the early stage of my transition. We’re mostly in the talking phase. Seeing a lot of psychiatrists and things right now.”

Trump Denies Use of Puberty Blockers
Trump has been planning his transition for nearly four years. He immediately dismissed charges that some of his recent cabinet picks such as Bobby Kennedy Jr. and David Sachs were the result of puberty blockers. “I’m in great shape. I’ve got the body of a 14-year-old. I’m great. I’m going to make a great president. I’m thinking clearly which is more than I can say for Biden. He should be ashamed of himself, what he did to this country is terrible. But I’m going to turn it around,” he exclaimed. Puberty blockers are drugs that are given to delay the onset of puberty in patients with precocious puberty or those planning a sex change. They can often affect mood and can cause significant dysphoria and cognitive dysfunction.



