Google Accepts Second Satirical News Site for the First Time

Pirates Bay, CA (PBC) Reviewers at Google revealed they do understand humor, parody and satire when they reluctantly agreed to place ads on the Pirates Bay Courier website (piratesbaycourier.com). Previously, the humorless behemoth had deemed the website way “too funny and enjoyable” for humans and expressed concern that placing ads on the website might lead readers to laugh out loud.

Google is Concerned Readers Might Mistake Articles as Real News

“When we read it, we were rolling all over with laughter at all the witty content. It was a huge waste of our time reading it. And we worried others would be tempted to waste hours enjoying themselves in a purely platonic manner,” said Sergey Brin, head honcho at Google. “It’s way funnier than “The Onion” which seems to have lost its way over the years. We are a serious company. We do good work. We want people to respect us for what we are and we didn’t want to encourage this sort of behavior. Besides, what would happen if someone actually thought one of the articles was true? Mayhem could result. See’s Candies selling weight loss drugs for God’s sake! What’s next? The war is over in Ukraine? But over our better judgement Corporate Legal said it was okay so what the heck. Have at it folks,” he added.

Google Accepts Second Satirical Website for the First Time

Lady Mary Rushed to Downton Cottage Hospital. Near Death As Public Waits News

Lady Mary Crawley, heiress to the Downton Abbey, was found unarousable in her bed by this morning and was rushed to nearby Downton Cottage Hospital. There she remains clinging to life and surrounded by by her second husband Henry Talbot and her recent suitor, the ravishing film maker, Jack Barber. Evelyn Napier, Tony Gillingham, Charles Blake, Matthew Crawley, Kemal Pamuk and Richard Carlisle were unable to attend.

OpenAI unveils “Quark” – a wild new AI device designed by Jony Ive! The Always On AI Device ‘Hears’ and ‘Sees’ Your World.

OpenAI released picures today showing off its new, always on, interactive AI device. Designed by IO, Jony Ive’s startup that OpenAI acquired last month, the devices features two large, Ferengi-like ear pieces, a thick across the forehead optical scanner and in ear speakers. On stage at OpenAI’s DevDay, Sam Altman debuted the device. Called Quark, it weighs a surprisingly small 680 grams with a projected battery life of 8 hours. It is expected to cost around $4,000 at launch and comes with a one year subscription to ChatGPT5.

Rats Takeover Sinking Ship

Head rats Rizzo, Remy and Olivia Flaversham took over the floundering schooner HMS Bounty in the Indian Ocean after the crew mutinied and threw overboard Christian Fletcher. This is the first report of rats taking over a sinking ship.

Hurricane Milton Sues NOAA For Misgendering Him

Hurricane Milton, a category 5 storm that struck central Florida in October of 2024, sued the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration today in Federal Court for damages that resulted from misgendering. “They knew I was a guy and they still called me a Hurricane. It was devastating. I was traumatized. I was so hurt I couldn’t even speak for the whole week I was in Florida. I didn’t know what to say to my friends and family” said Milton. NOAA administrator Grimm said “You just can’t be naming a hurricane with a guy’s name and then calling it a ‘hurricane’. It’s stupid and it makes us look bad.”