OpenAI unveils “Quark” – a wild new AI device designed by Jony Ive! The Always On AI Device ‘Hears’ and ‘Sees’ Your World.
OpenAI released picures today showing off its new, always on, interactive AI device. Designed by IO, Jony Ive’s startup that OpenAI acquired last month, the devices features two large, Ferengi-like ear pieces, a thick across the forehead optical scanner and in ear speakers. On stage at OpenAI’s DevDay, Sam Altman debuted the device. Called Quark, it weighs a surprisingly small 680 grams with a projected battery life of 8 hours. It is expected to cost around $4,000 at launch and comes with a one year subscription to ChatGPT5.
Six Inches to be Downsized
The United States Bureau of Weights and Measures announced today that they are formally downsizing the measure “six inches”. “We’ve completed our review and come to the conclusion that “six inches” was never really six inches”.
Major Breakthrough in Understanding The Tequila Effect
Researchers in Pirates Bay have discovered a new alcohol in tequila. The exciting finding may explain why women’s clothing falls off after drinking tequila. The natural substance called Unfastenol is a two-carbon alcohol made by esterification of ethanol and cocaine. Scientists are still studying how this new compound works.